Surgery morn

Like a child eagerly awaiting Christmas morning that has naughtily gotten up and run to the room where Santa goes, I am the parent in this situation. Here I sit Groggy and dreading the flurry of events to come yet on some level anxiously awaiting for the whole day to be over and for life to begin new and easy (ish).
Understandably I slept like crap. I woke up at 1205 and wanted to eat or drink something. I looked at the clock and thought "Drat!!! Foiled again!"

My douchie on behind my left ear is irritating me and the crown douchie is itching underneath bc it is still healing from the biopsy. I think Mike might try to tie my hands together for fear of me dedousching myself. My glasses are crooked and they only have one arm. Basically folks I am the person that you wouldn't want to run into in a dark alley right now. Not because I am scary but because if you did you would then by the good samaritan code be obligated to help me.

Peeps Mike loves me for the sense of humor and if you know me or you know of me you might ride with it too.

How do I feel? Really, no I mean REALLY, you actually went there? No no nonononononono No. Today is NOT about me!! Today is about the surgeons hands and the team together digging this bug out of my head. It will be all about me later.

On a giant side note I just want to let all of you know My sister Laura and I are locked in a battle for who will win the day. Someones thunder may be stolen. She is 3.5 incheas dialated and 80% effaced with my beautiful neiced Georgia. Wouldn't it be weird if we "Gave birth" at the same time. I think her baby MIGHT be cuter. Considering mine is dirty gooo. EWWWW That sounds gross.

OMG My husband just looked at me in the eye and said Quoting here, "Honey, when we walk into the hotel I am not going to tell you what to do." I looked at him and said, "What the hell kind of amenities do you expect? I get a cathater." I guess I can give him a break it is 420 am which is odd bc I see no grass here.

OMG he also just sai, "Go in peace." My reply, "first I am going to mock you because I am obviously frightened then I am going to be your wife and understand what you mean and not what you say."
I love him so much and we are both spinning our wheels because there is nothing left to do except literally put my life in Dr Langs very capable hands.

See you on the other side.



FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!! I meant of the surgery...


Toodles!