Surgery Eve

This kind of sux. All day in hospital IV dude tried to kill me...just kidding. He put the iv in beside the vein and went into the vein sideways so when he let the needle out the friggin plastic BENT IN MY VEIN Ouchy YOWSA!!!!!!!
Mike and I having discusions of the fact that we realize that in 8 hours everything is going to change, perhaps for the not so great but we hope for the BEST. PLan for the worst Hope for the best. That is hell of a thing to mean when you go into brain surgery.
515am we have to be in the hospital (hope Dr.Lang is a morning person) My anesthetic doctor flew in from Pheaonix about 30 minutes ago. Met the COOLEST chick today. Hodgkins Lymph (SUX SUX SUX) but she is something else. Since 02 she had this and now she doesn't even think of it...hopefully I will be like that.

So I got these things stuck all opver my head today they are called feducials, I told the nurse that they shouldn't call them such a dirty word. I mean really, it souds like fallacio and dousche. WHO WANTS THAT ON THEIR HEAD????????????????? Who names these (sadistic freak).

So my head is full of flacid douchey stickers and Snarla has been targeted. Tomorrow they will engage and thus the battle of "Terra El Body o' wee Andrea" begins. Seriously name this battle cause that name ah SUX@!!

ICU bag is prepped and other bag is prepped as well

Everybody call mike tomorrow his number is 214 xxxxxxx hahaha got ya!!!! Don't call he may try to hurl his phone at an unsuspecting cancer patient and I have to tell you...that would be unfortunate.

Found my sisters don't read this so I guess I am now free to talk smack about any and all of them minus Leigh (you rock by the way) I hope she doesn't think I am sucking up just b/c she reads the blog...I guess I blew that out of the water. No worries it doesn't make sense to me either.

My husband is a neanderthal.

Amy told me my last words would be "oops".

OKAY that being said. I will commence with the bend over and kiss your ass goodbye stuff for about.......NM I'm done

I don't know what will happen and I am not particularly curious about the "other side" or the Dude that I saw in a hallucination or the guardian angel or guide or whatever. All I KNOW is the surgery will take 6-8 hours
1-1.5 hrs opening
2-4 hrs me awake
1-1.5 hrs closing.
They made me take an arm off my glasses so they can me pick and I will be able to see them. BOY OH BOY I am one HOT mama!!! I have douchies on my head and they are going to secure my glasses with electrical tape...yes on the nose piece, also he may shave the entire left side of my head. I think next Halloween will be fun I already have my costume..two face b/c I refuse to shave the other side of my head. I think I can make it work. We will see.

You all ROCK!!!!